Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Final Destination 5


Final Destination 5

Starring: Nicholas D'Agosto, Emma Bell, David Koechner, Courtney B. Vance, Tony Todd

Directed by: Steven Quale

Reviewed by: Conor Flynn

 





I must confess having seen the first Final Destination film a number of times over the years, but I have never really warmed to it. The first film takes itself too seriously and fails in my eyes because the red-herring concept ultimately becomes highly repetitive and somewhat predictable. The sequels, if you excuse the pun, are a different kettle of fish, starting off with the massively enjoyable second entry. ‘Final Destination 2’ is a self aware, tongue in cheek benchmark; a formula movie done to perfection, so much so, that each subsequent sequel has tried to replicate this entry more than the original. Part five is the latest in the series and, surprisingly, is one of the best, but is it as good as the second film?

A number of unfortunate travellers manage to avoid Death’s plan when one person in their group, Sam (D'Agosto), sees a premonition of their demise just before it actually happens. An investigation is held into the accident, with FBI agent Jim Block (Vance) particularly suspicious of Sam. Then, one by one, each of the members die in a series of bizarre accidents and only a local coroner (Todd) seems to know the reason why…

‘Final Destination 5’ is a success at maintaining the exact same formula set out by the second film. In ways this latest film doesn’t even need a review, as the closing credits to the film are a mini-review in of itself. AC/DC’s epic ‘If You Want Blood, You Got It’ sums up the entire movie. If you enjoy macabre jokes, you should get a kick out of this film. If you don’t, you won’t; simple as. Admittedly, the invention of the series is beginning to show signs of fatigue; in particular, a scene in which a gymnast comes to a crunching, though uninspired, demise, however, the opening accident, which sets-up the rest of the film, is visually breathtaking, dramatic and darkly humorous.

Despite the films problems, it flies along with such bloodthirsty merriment you hardly notice the massive flaws. The acting is wooden, the dialogue is laughably bad and, for the most part, the plot is fairly generic stuff. That said; this sequel manages one or two surprises along the way. The opening credit sequence slyly foreshadows the ending to the film, an ending which hardcore fans of this series will thoroughly adore. Fans will also delight in the return of Tony Todd, who adds a fun plot twist to the norm.

The Final Destination series is like the Big Mac of horror; part five is packed with the same laughably tasteless grue as before, which you either love or loath. It’s certainly a big improvement on the dull first and fourth films, better than the third film, but it still isn’t as good as ‘Final Destination 2’. Better than expected.

Sunday, August 14, 2011

Cowboys & Aliens


Cowboys & Aliens

Starring: Daniel Craig, Harrison Ford, Olivia Wilde

Directed by: Jon Favreau

Reviewed by: Conor Flynn


 





When I first heard the title to this film, I automatically thought of two things. Firstly, the film title seemed to be yanked straight out of z-grade (micro-budget) hell. It turns out that the story is based on a comic book. Secondly, the horror of ‘Wild Wild West’ wiki wiki-ed its way back from the recesses of my mind. To my genuine surprise, the trailer for ‘Cowboys & Aliens’ wasn’t remotely like that latter dreck, if anything, the trailer and accompanying poster suggested a darker, moodier piece. Of all the summer event films, this one I looked forward to the most, but did it live up to expectations?    

The Smurfs


The Smurfs

Starring: Hank Azaria, Neil Patrick Harris, Jonathan Winters, Katy Perry, Jayma Mays

Directed by: Raja Gosnell

Reviewed by: Conor Flynn

 





When it comes to originality, ‘The Smurfs’ film lacks invention, that said, the fantasy elements, while lazily executed (the story is set in our world as opposed to the Smurf universe), offer some chuckles along the way. It maybe tiresome from an adult point of view, but from a kid’s perspective, it’s refreshing and new, which makes it almost critic proof. That said, critics’ have assembled in overwhelming numbers to slate this film, but is it really all that bad?

Friday, July 8, 2011

The Tree of Life


The Tree of Life

Starring: Brad Pitt, Sean Penn, Jessica Chastain, Hunter McCracken

Directed by: Terrence Malick

Reviewed by: Conor Flynn







With an extravagant film title, ‘The Tree of Life’ clearly has lofty ambitions; but does it reach the heights it clearly aspires to? The story is multifaceted; centring on the life of Jack (Penn), from his birth, through to his latter days as an adult, how he struggles with his brothers death, spirituality and his affections for his mother (Chastain), along with reconciling differences with his caring, yet highly domineering father (Pitt). The film is a complex piece and my above story summation only scratches the surface.

Tuesday, June 28, 2011

Transformers: Dark of the Moon

Transformers: Dark of the Moon

Starring:
Shia LaBeouf, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Tyrese Gibson, John Turturro

Directed by:
Michael Bay

Reviewed by: Conor Flynn






As a long time Generation One Transformers fan, the live features have always been fairly problematic for me, but none more so than the second film. Likewise, if you too hated the first sequel, this newest entry won’t alter your view of the series. The issues raised previously once again rear their ugly head in the form of the sleazy establishing shot of the main female character, the use of foreigners in the film for demeaning and caricatured jokes, along with the belief that might is always right. Couple these things with pure lapses in logic (a ridiculous scene in Chernobyl) and you’ve another recipe for hi-octane disaster. But is it really all that bad?